Smells like nothing, makes no scent.

€399,99

Voor inspirerende too-good-to-be-true visies die iedereen vrijwillig wil geloven. Geen gegrond fundament of belichaming nodig.

€199,99

Rode draad. Rijg jezelf weer aan elkaar nadat je keihard genaaid bent. Inclusief naald.

€99,99

Guru Leash 

All you have to do, is nod & kneel. The perfect accessory when visiting your next business guru.

€249,99

How To Say Nothing
(with a lot of words and get shit paid for it, pocket edition)

Vergeet de 10.000 vlieguren. Substance zit voortaan in dure woorden.

€99,99

Fine Attitude Necklace
Tired of your own acquiescence? Let your jewelry do the talking. So you can just smile and walk the f*ck away.

€199,99

Creates the illusion of depth, without even having to do the inner work.. for maximum impact.

8cm, recycled plastic.

€599,99

Subscribe below for nonsense & absolute emtpyness

€99,99

Your next era is about to be found in your everyday kitchen.

€99,99


100k box

Seems to be empty, yet beautifully packaged and delivered with a lot of poo-ha. Excl. men in uniform.

€99,99